Crisis Rumours Surround Marriage of Prince Laurent: Hello Magazine

[danishorphan]

Endless supply of beer, wine, drugs, champagne, extravagant dinners, cigars, cigarettes and endless opportunities to indulge and, more importantly, a spouse that gives them a 1001 reasons to.

[Poptart]

Yet another prince that has aged enormously in just a few years of marriage!! What is it with these royal marriages??

commoner wives 

[Leesa]

Well yeah it may be commoner wives, and I'm inclined to think along the same lines, but whose fault is it? Perhaps the royal stuff is so outdated that it can't take a reality check a commoner wife brings with her. I would blame the whole stupid royal drama for a fairytale failure, rather than the ex-lovestory itself.

[shoshanah]

Eh.  I do not think it is commoner wives, after all so many marriages were unhappy and both partners were royal.

[Poptart]

Eh.  I do not think it is commoner wives, after all so many marriages were unhappy and both partners were royal.

Perhaps,   but none have aged as quickly as the princes with skanky commoner wives

[Leesa]

Well yeah... but I still like to think they get more in return with commoner wives! I mean, these toffee-nosed princesses lack some experience, the princesses of Monaco excluded, me wants to add.

[fairy]

Are we still wondering why the marriage went sour?
Seriously we are talking about a grown man, who kept his dead pet in a freezer. (which actually explains the fact why he has become so fat and she so skinny: he spends time with the freezer and she can't be made to go anywhere near it!!)
I don't particularly like the picture of him and his daughter either, but I do get more the "friendly dictator" vibe of him, you know the kind of them gingerly petting a child's head or shoulder...
(Unfortunately almost no childmolestor is that creepy, so that our alarm would be set off immediately. No sadly the worst and most successful predators are the great guys, the just so wonderful teachers, coaches etc, that you like yourself and that you would recommend to everybody and your own family.)
However the tubster in that picture looks so creepy, that I can't imagine any child would come close enough to throw the posy at the princess.