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« Reply #135 on: April 03, 2010, 11:53:19 PM »

Well if she is reading this I have three tips for her:

1.  fix the teeth (they are not distinctive nor unique)
2. stop wearing frumpy things like that yellow dress and gray shiny lacy shirt (the one she wore to the Dame's B-day gala).  They make your chest look saggy.  
3.  stand up straight.  You are too young to have the "slouched granny" look.  I thought you were a model.  Surely they didn't tell you to slouch during those days?
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« Reply #136 on: April 03, 2010, 11:58:58 PM »

If she is reading this I would like to remind her not to wear delicate lace tights with tweed skirts and mannish hunting boots like she did a couple of months ago.


 


I would like also to remind her that a spritz of light hairspray is her friend when being photographed out in public.

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« Reply #137 on: April 04, 2010, 12:08:06 AM »

I am sorry, but I cannot see past her teeth Secret
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« Reply #138 on: April 04, 2010, 12:12:38 AM »

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Last week the Swedish weekly magazine Svensk Damtidning published a short article containing some of questions-answers with the couple. The magazine’s reporter met them at Gråsten Palace where the Danish Royal Family spend part of their annual summer holidays, shortly before Carina Axelsson’s 40th birthday in the beginning of August. She told them that she does read everything that is written about her, which is quite a lot these days, and that most of it is to her liking.
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Her parents HATE her living situation by the way  
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Actually it's just my own family who has a bit difficult to understand our particular situation, "says Carina.

Ya think?  Your Daddy must be wondering "Why in hell is my 41 year old daughter living in the 21st century doing with a big goofy douche who is afraid of commitment & really loves money over you, dearest Carina." 
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« Reply #139 on: April 04, 2010, 12:13:19 AM »

I am sorry, but I cannot see past her teeth Secret
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Thanks Pixie!   Star for you!

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« Reply #140 on: April 04, 2010, 01:00:38 AM »

Thanks Michelle J! Hug

I would hate her situation too if that was my daughter.  It's got to be really frustrating for Carina.  She's waiting and waiting for this will to get thrown out.  Gustav doesn't seem to be willing to say "screw it" and just marry her already.  Meanwhile Nathalie is pregnant without being married and it's no big deal in that family.  Nathalie is able to marry the baby daddy whenever she pleases.  She'll still get to keep her royal status and perks while Carina waits and waits.  Either she's got some sort of legal agreement with Gustav that has set her up with a trust fund or she's really really really after that status and thinks the will's going to get thrown out.  She puzzles me.  I wonder if her family ever visits the castle?  I wonder if she still has a relationship with them. 
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« Reply #141 on: April 04, 2010, 02:44:40 AM »



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« Reply #142 on: April 04, 2010, 03:43:25 AM »

Was that pic from 2008 Michelle J?  Shes so pretty until you get to the TEEF.   Yikes
Im guessing we'll see Carina and her TEEF at Daisy's birthday party.  I wonder if she and Gustav will get invited to Vickan's wedding?
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« Reply #143 on: April 04, 2010, 05:30:16 AM »

I think it's from the Graasten family photo op held every summer.  Which year?  I dunno.   Smiley












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« Reply #144 on: April 04, 2010, 01:09:11 PM »

Im guessing we'll see Carina * and her TEEF at Daisy's birthday party.  [/quote]

...I suspect we'll see the teef only

* sorry for altering your post, Pixicat

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« Reply #145 on: April 04, 2010, 04:31:15 PM »

Perhaps Carina & Gustav want a baby and it just hasn't happened
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« Reply #146 on: April 04, 2010, 04:32:49 PM »

Formerly we would see Carina with the Icon, and then when Marie arrived we saw pictures of the two of them .............. haven't seen any pictures of Carina with any of the Royals in some time
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« Reply #147 on: April 04, 2010, 05:07:21 PM »

I think the last time we saw Carina was in the fall when Freddles stopped by their hunt at Berleberg instead of heading home to see the Icon after his trip to see Kylie Australia.  

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« Reply #148 on: April 04, 2010, 05:23:49 PM »

I know that nice theeth are the non plus ultra for everybody, but I don't think Carina's are so bad, honestly. She has a gap between her front theeth - big woohooo.

Now imagine her with fixed chicklet theeth, it would look even more fake. That said, I reaaly somehow could care less about her, she doesn't bother me that much as I pitty her.

What I think is funny though is, that she can cram tiara's on her head and is not even married to Gustav, unlike Mosheeee, she has two, and that's that.....well for now.

Let's see if she will be invited to Vic's wedding and how she will fare then... Spiteful
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« Reply #149 on: April 04, 2010, 05:30:49 PM »

lets hope she shows up looking better than meary and with a better tiaria!  Beer
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