the Smell...

[PeDe]

maybe a strange thought, but what the hell....

I love perfume oils and perfumes...so looking at all the pictures from the CPs to the queens, I wondered how they smelled  ha ha ha, I know right!

Not talking about their bodily funk (see cigi-smelly Marge, e.g.), but I wondered if and what kind of perfume they are using and how they smell....strange question you remark...maybe

Marie - I can imagine, like a clean soapy fresh smell, like laundry hanging outstide. Something you want to stick your nose in deeper

Mosh - penetrating, overbearing fragrance, ME! by me!

Marge - Au de cigrette, by Marlboro


Nevertheless, what do you think?

[Cece]

Marie: yes, like fresh laundry and lavender

Marge: yes, like the Marlboro Man.

Mares: Hester has described it as such: It's a kind of heady mix of patchouli, pheromones and poison, with a whiff of the mould from a black synthetic velvet frock stored at the bottom of a Bondi group-house wardrobe. And touches of Eastern Suburbs whore. In short, a Feral Cheryl!

[michelle j]

Marge:  She smells like a cheap truck driver dive bar somewhere outside of Las Vegas... stale cigarettes, whiskey, mixed in with that old lady smell, and Preparation H.  Let's not mention what her nasty breath smells like either...    
The Dame:  Oily foods and wine
Derf: He smells like whiskey, vodka and Red Bull.  
Joke: Cigarettes and vodka
Marie: Soap and cigarettes
Mares: Strong musky perfume and B.O.

[PeDe]

ha ha ha ha...you two,   

Cece, you are too much with your Marlboro man concoction...another  , when time limit is up

[Odette]

Forget the smells, PeDe you kitty avatar is priceless.  I LOVE it  .    teefy star for your collection. 

[boof]

Here's my guesses:

Marge:  70% cigarettes, 15% coffee&cigarette breath, 10% old person funk (and seriously, why do a lot of old people smell that way?  is the smell of encroaching death?) 2.5%Dencorub/Icy Hot/Vics Vaporub (old ladies love that shit), 2.5% musty, mouldy old castle smell

The Dame:  Old rancid grease and sweat 

Derf:  Beer, Marijuana, and smegma

Jokke:  our Grapes (I don't want the throne anyway...) 

Marie:  French milled soap, and some heady French fragrance

Mares:  4-days-unwashed hair, foot rot (since she's forever running around with bare feet in shoes....God that makes for some stinky tooties), cosmetics, with emphasis on foundation, powder and blush.  Somehow, I feel Mares goes without scent, but that when she does use it she smells like she has been marinating in it for 24 hours.  You know the kind, the woman who's perfume is so strong you can taste it?  Yeah, that'd be Mares.  But I think she doesn't bother.  don't know why. 

[Diamond Lil]

Unfortunately, Mary reeks of desperation...

[TorontoGirl]

 

Love the avatar, PeDe.

[Little_star]

Unfortunately, Mary reeks of desperation...

Fabulous! 

Margrethe probably smells like a 10 year old ashtray in a pub- rank.

[Galuh]

Mosh probably smells like wet armpits
La dame probably smells like very old mouldy cheese, dog meat sauccison or old wine
Marge, (agree with others).. probably smells like ciggy

[The Situation]

I think the only person that smells appropriate is Ziggy the sheep dog.

That dog is probably the only one in the DRF that actually smells nice. 

[PeDe]

oh, S. don't forget little Henrik, baby's and little children always have a particular smell...m m m good.

[Helena]

Here's my guesses:



Derf:  , and smegma

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  EWWWW  HAHAHAHAHA

[pixiecat]

Marie: yes, like fresh laundry and lavender

Marge: yes, like the Marlboro Man.

Mares: Hester has described it as such: It's a kind of heady mix of patchouli, pheromones and poison, with a whiff of the mould from a black synthetic velvet frock stored at the bottom of a Bondi group-house wardrobe. And touches of Eastern Suburbs whore. In short, a Feral Cheryl!

There goes my coffee.   I LOVE that pic of Marge as the Marlboro man!   Most accurate pic of her ever IMO.

[lupina]

Yrma - Eau de Ute 

Derf - Cordite 

Dayz - Tobacco Road 

Marie - A fresh French breeze 


lupina